Coert Voorhees

A career path that's either absurd or inevitable, depending on your perspective.

v11.2 · since 1974 · Houston, TX

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Some people say, "Write what you know." I say, "Get out there and know more stuff."

I taught 7th grade grammar for six years, and the parts of speech wouldn't leave me alone until I built them their own town.

Everybody knows that theatre majors make the best startup founders.

Fifty years of patches, reinstalls, and one dependency that refuses to resolve.